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Random quotes collected for my own amusement!
A dog has no business looking like a cow.
Empty your pants! Don't make me go in there!
Stupid snotty French speaking frog licker,but the best sperm ever.
Sorry angry badger, you lust over NOTHING.
Take your hands off my Glockenspiel!
I would totally be a cat-sniffer.
How did I get dog food in my screw hole?
This man knows how to manipulate cheese!
I'm not clear on the rules about eating zombies.
Hey, you! Smell my meat!
Yes, I fly for the Big Orange.
Let me make you some flesh. You know, you can buy flesh at the school store.
I'm not Jesus, and my boobs are real!
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