Fuck on, my idiotic moochable drainbow hippie asshat, fuck on.

If I bring my own ice, can I still blow you?

Four score and seven...BRAAAAIIIIINNNNNZZZZ!

I'm getting wood from this wine.

Yeah, I dipped his junk in pie.

Can I nibble your butt for a minute?

Don't make me unwrap the meat!

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

Crack does not smoke itself.

Basically you're the transport equivalent of genital warts.

Big evil has spoken!