This is the fatal flaw in his cheese failure.

Whoa, like, quit blocking my coldness hole man.

It's not a pubic hair kind of thing.

My vagina is all wet, and not in the good way.

I just don't think I could have group sex with a vegan.

Who doesn't like getting slapped in the face with a duck?

I'm pretty sure dead people don't have to eat.

And we're going to watch Twilight and poop later.

Yeah, you at least gotta be able to fuck somebody or piss somebody off.

You frighten my hoagie.

Elves have the most amazing kidneys in the world!