I don't use chemical fertilizers on my florescent cravat.

The whole god/no-god thing just ain't cuttin' it anymore, entertainment-wise.

I love rubbing my meat in the kitchen.

There are sticks in my pee hole!

You should totally eat some meat. Maybe you'll get the meat sweats.

I mean, if you just shit out a canary, it's not going to want to play tonsil hockey.

What have you done to anger the tuba?

It comes in haggis and you're going to wear it!

It's rare to find a really good photograph of bacon.

He shoved his hand in so many crevices that they looked like flippers.

Sperm! It's everywhere!

Hi! Would you like to buy a chocolate vagina?

Don't listen to the penis!

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.

I really can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.