People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!

That woman is a vagina llama!

You wouldn't need to scream "free cowbells," they advertise themselves.

I love that Puno is on the shores of lake Titicaca.

I finally figured out whose pants I'm wearing.

Wake up, it's the male reproductive system!

A guidebook is for when you go to the Cayman Islands and need to find a donkey!

Did you know that you can't own pygmies?

I should be able to put you down to service your area tomorrow.

If you don't know someone who will fuck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one?

Only science can save your vagina!

I've been such an angst bucket lately.

That paper better be made out of Jesus's ass.

I married three rabbit jelly moulds.

Sometimes when I eat a really good sandwich I get a boner.

They expect me to pull some instant chemistry out of my ass like some demented hat trick.

And, spectacularly, there is cheese.

Damn your lemon curd tartlet!

That's where I got licked by a marmot.

Ham is more powerful than bacon, unless you eat a lot of bacon.

I keep doing weird things with my butt.

The cock-to-tits ratio was not in his favor.

Don't you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in real life!

I'm in your Internet. Looking at your different roof.

So I'm just sticking with gonorrhea...that way, no one will ask any questions.