He's gonna get to lick jelly out of Thunderdick's butt crack!

OK, but I might die if I don't get my knee sucked.

My sister went down on a donkey!

Does anyone know how to clean mouse balls?

Do I look like someone who pounds it?

Have you seen the penis worm?

So...I'm officially out of corpses.

Fuck no, I don't want your freaky alien mothership oranges!

I gotta admit I love the smell of burning pubic hair in the morning.

An essay with a bad intro and conclusion is like a hot guy in dirty clothes.

And they climaxed in August, in all their climactic glory!

But then we'd like...poop fish.

I'm not even turned on, I just think you're retarded.

Elbow, goddamn it! Elbow! Elbow!

I am fucking the shit out of this giraffe right now.

Just think dry thoughts. Think chicken.

He's so hot I just want him to accidentally shove his dick up me.

You smell like a dead hooker covered in alcoholic bum piss. And avocado.

He keeps giving us too many penis assignments. I don't wanna do another penis assignment.

It was kind of like sexually penetrating cows.

Flaccid. That's such a great word. Flaccid.

I mean, what would you do if you saw a hippo putting on ChapStick?

Yeah, when they're not screaming or headless...they're pretty good looking.

Shut up, you sack of warts!

It's never too early to get a speculum up your cooch.

I think you think I'm thinking of something other than what I'm thinking of...not what you're thinking of.

Do I have nut skin in my teeth?

Man, you can type in anything and get titties.

That's why I said "serial number" instead of "nun panties".

Can I have some of your penis jelly?

So when they sent the babies to us, they forgot to include the faces.