What's the point of being a gypsy if you can't eat swans?

Human beings are more complicated than yeast.

I guess that doesn't quite work...man cunt?

If nothing else, I've gotten rid of a lot of bodily waste today.

I don't think they should show a dead guy holding popcorn.

If you can like anal, you can like feet!

You don't think The Damnation of Faust is Christmasey?

Is that what I've been swallowing?

If I could I'd just go round the world throwing stuff at people. Like, I'd throw a tube of glue at horses, and garlic at the French.

Rabbits don't eat metal, man!

I'm a mammal but I don't like to brag about it.

Just because I said "vagina" doesn't mean I'm joking.