I can't get the studs out of my hole.

These are the finest butts I've ever seen. In fact, I just boned them myself!

Oh, I can't. It's drag queen puppet bingo night.

Just after Ballcock and just before Bang...what a position!

So, November is like solidifying crap?

Hey guys...does your hand ever get sweaty on the mouse?

So, like, what if like when Jesus comes, you're in the bathroom? Like, what do you do?

Can you imagine if vaginas had brains?

If we don't get there soon, my uterus is going to fall out.

Well, I know I'm going to see at least one more naked person this weekend than usual.

And don't play frisbee with a beluga whale. They've been known to masturbate with them.

If things made sense around here, it wouldn't make sense!

My menstruation looks like meat. Is that normal?

I'm left wondering precisely what orientation my soy milk is.

You have to have an alternative pie!

Better people have tried. Including naked people and space aliens.

It's rule 34 of the internet: If you can imagine it, there's porn of it.

You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified?

Stupidity is meant for sharing. That's why politics were invented.

I am an automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people.

You're part of the establishment, you're stealing my brainwaves. That's a crime dude!

Yeah, they're funny, but they just don't belong on bananas.