Welcome to the future, where there are many different kinds of meats.

If it comes with tires or testicles, it's bound to cause trouble.

No store down here sells tongue. I am NOT entitled to tongue.

It was the last word after cock-gobbling that took some effort.

I am better at injection than I am at blow.

So the erectors didn't come...

Like, that's not even possible unless you swallowed a penis...or ate a baby.

I'm elated because every thread needs a zombie.

There's never a goose around when you need one.

If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate