His nipples were as big as clouds.

I cant have a drawer labeled "pirate hats" without pirate hats. That'd just be silly.

Lady, people are not chocolates! Mostly what they are is bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

That's the problem with theoretical physics. Someone always ends up getting shot.

Semen plastic??? I don't want any of that cheese!

You have no idea how satisfying it is to drill a really good hole.

That's the problem when you have so many players and only one silent toilet.

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Yeah, so I'd be like throwing up and stuff, and thinking about whether it was musical or not.

There's no time for crazy anal tonight. There's never time for crazy anal.

No, no, that's the one for idiots. I want the one for dummies.

Just some flippy-trippy sausage making music!

I'm so not on the right drugs for this.