How in the name of Zeus's Butthole is it my fault?

"Asshole" is not an alternative lifestyle.

90% of people are just place holders, consuming resources and waiting to die.

I'm not worried about the looks, I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.

It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.

My vagina was built for pyrotechnics, baby!

Bring your jerk on!

You want something to suck on?

Together, we are a perfect rainbow of transcultural germs.

She's in a beefy mindset.

Cranberry! It's my destiny!

The only flaw in this otherwise excellent plan is that I do not currently posess, or have access to, a uterus.

The only flaw in this otherwise excellent plan is that I do not currently posses, or have access to, a uterus.

Stop complaining about the gnomes; they live in your nose hair and have no interest in towels.

Kidney beans are the steak of beans, while black beans, if they were steaks, would be the bean of steaks.

Before grunge there was nothing. The world was hungry for grunge.

We all stand around and talk about our truculent staff.

What's next... Anything but the Swedish fish!

See, I drive a family car, so I'm not concerned about the size of my clitoris.

I just didn't know where to put the gonorrhea! It had to go somewhere, I just couldn't figure out where!

If you really want to be good you have to wear Hans Zimmer's panties.

I'm 103 years old. I hate snakes.