“Turmeric” is a stupid word with a stupid “r” in it.

The inside of your head is just a cartoon fight cloud of stupid and horny, isn’t it?

Syphilis doesn’t drip.

If you are in the area leave! HURRY UP AND EJACULATE!

Once a hole is there, you can use it for other things. 

I’m glad I don’t have a side bottom.

The internet requires our constant attention—it’s not going to unravel human society by itself. 

Acorns don’t have butts. 

If you gotta go, go with a rictus.

Ramon needs big time surgery for his butt flaps.

Suck my sweaty perineum, you dumbshit cumtrough!

Please step out from the dinosaur’s buttocks!

Never turn down free purse butter.

You will not fantasize about my soup.

It’s so nice not to have my butt on my head anymore. 

It was maximum blunt force salami action. There was mustard involved. 

Great, I drowned his ass brain. 

I bet she really is a corn smut zombie.

It’s a white pointy, it must stay a white pointy and not a hook.

You look like you have a favorite flavor of paint. 

The existence of condiment udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet. 

This is a more intimate relationship with beef than I’m used to. 

Use one suppository per rectum in both nostrils when necessary. 

I take it out of my pants and then you die!

What have we told you about sticking your finger in weird holes?

People should have a little respect for cheese prophecy.

Sometimes I see underwear I don’t even understand.

See how the leaves of his nice, gay book are all torn, and how he pouts his lips.

There’s nothing so alluring as an enigmatic pachycepholosaur. 

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There’s a hippopotamus coming and we need some incidental music!

Sorry for misgendering your worm. 

Don’t you hate it when there are sudden drops in the resonance cascade?

I could not get my tongue in his pants. 

The lesbian mermaids! They’re gone!

I’m not your cheese body. 

I was feeling a bit urine extracted myself. 

My friend ate a penis once. But not in a sexual way. 

I forgot everything you said before “rectum.”

I’ve always felt the universe played a big cosmic joke on my butt.